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They’ve Already Won

14 - 18 February // 7:30pm

PREVIEW 14 February
DURATION 70 mins
PRICE $21 - $26

Champagne. BuzzFeed. The Apocalypse.

“39 Renaissance Babies Who Can’t Even.” They just can’t. They simply cannot.

They’ve Already Won is a rigorous appraisal of our cultural moment performed by two idiots who are at risk of actually getting drunk on stage.

If this is how we talk about things that don’t matter, how do we talk about how we are literally going to actually die? It’s all our fault, and there’s nothing we can do about it?

In pantsuits and pom poms that are totally ~on fleek~, Harriet and Pierce are going to straight-up wrestle with the fact that the world is an evil and selfish place. And they won’t get distracted on the internet. Not even once. Maybe once.

“Thought-provoking, utterly madcap and hilariously quirky.” Canberra Times

“You literally have to see this.”

“It’s f#$king awesome.” Time Out Sydney (Critic’s Pick)

West Australian Premiere

14 – 18 February
The Blue Room Theatre

Origin: New South Wales
Company: Harriet Gillies & Pierce Wilcox
For Audiences 15+

Creators & Performers: Harriet Gillies & Pierce Wilcox