16 Jun – 4 Jul
RUNNING TIME60 Mins
Roller derby realness
Due to COVID-19 this production has been postponed. We hope to bring it to our stages at a later date. Please view our online brochure here.
They’re ordinary, unsure of themselves, and they can’t stop falling over: they’re the Ugly Virgins, a roller derby team of women united by their averageness and some truly epic bruises. Armed with only a helmet and empowering role models they look nothing like, the Virgins hit the rink one personal crisis at a time.
Together they jam, block and brake in a weekly collision of blood, feminism and gorgeous neon skates. Whether it’s concussions, UTIs or Friday night’s failed date, it’s all shared within the sacred confines of their local roller dome. They don’t want dick pics, they just want guys to want to send them dick pics, okay?
From the rising superstars who brought you A Region Where Nobody Goes and Toast, Ugly Virgins is a wheels-to-the-wall tournament of fun, fear and fury.
Image: Duncan Wright
Co-Writer & Co-Director
Anna Lindstedt, Sally Davies
Courtney Cavallaro, Danielle Antaki, Amber Kitney, Katie McAllister, Mikayla Merks
Maiden Voyage Theatre Company