Presented by Lindstedt & Davies

Ugly Virgins

Ugly Virgins

16 Jun – 4 Jul

  • AGES

    16+
  • RUNNING TIME

    60 Mins
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Roller derby realness

Due to COVID-19 this production has been postponed. We hope to bring it to our stages at a later date. Please view our online brochure here.


They’re ordinary, unsure of themselves, and they can’t stop falling over: they’re the Ugly Virgins, a roller derby team of women united by their averageness and some truly epic bruises. Armed with only a helmet and empowering role models they look nothing like, the Virgins hit the rink one personal crisis at a time.

Together they jam, block and brake in a weekly collision of blood, feminism and gorgeous neon skates. Whether it’s concussions, UTIs or Friday night’s failed date, it’s all shared within the sacred confines of their local roller dome. They don’t want dick pics, they just want guys to want to send them dick pics, okay?

From the rising superstars who brought you A Region Where Nobody Goes and Toast, Ugly Virgins is a wheels-to-the-wall tournament of fun, fear and fury.


Image: Duncan Wright

Warnings: Sexual references, including discussion of uncomfortable sexual experiences and related trauma
  • Co-Writer & Co-Director

    Anna Lindstedt, Sally Davies

  • Performer

    Courtney Cavallaro, Danielle Antaki, Amber Kitney, Katie McAllister, Mikayla Merks

  • Stage Manager

    Maddy Mullins

  • Dramaturg

    Alexa Taylor

  • Producer

    Maiden Voyage Theatre Company

  • Publicist

    Hayden Mumby

  • Lighting Designer

    Rhiannon Petersen