Presented by Lindstedt & Davies

Ugly Virgins

Ugly Virgins Website

1 - 19 Jun

  • AGES

    15+
  • RUNNING TIME

    60 mins
  • PREVIEW

    Tuesday 1 Jun
  • MEMBERS' NIGHT

    Wednesday 2 Jun
  • OPENING NIGHT

    Thursday 3 Jun

Roller derby realness

The latest roller derby season’s arrived and a motley crew of skaters find themselves out of luck, out of practice, and out of a team. Tossed together in the reject pile, the unlikely gang gear up to find their feet before they fall on their face. They’re not here to play nice, and they’ve got the scars to prove it – mostly ones you can’t see.

United by their love of the sport and literally nothing else, five women skate circles around shit dates, self-worth and sticking it to the man. How the hell are you supposed to win anything when you can’t get yourself out of the penalty box?

From the superstars behind A Region Where Nobody Goes and Toast comes Ugly Virgins – a wheels-to-the-wall tournament of fun, fear and fury.


With generous support from local business legends Lucky Skates.

This project is funded by the State Government through the Department of Local Government, Sport & Cultural Industries.


Image by Duncan Wright.

Warnings: Coarse Language, Adult Themes, Sexual references, including discussion of uncomfortable sexual experiences and related trauma.
  • Co-writers & Co-directors

    Sally Davies
    Anna Lindstedt

  • Producer

    Maiden Voyage Theatre Company

  • Performers

    Danielle Antaki
    Courtney Cavallaro
    Amber Kitney
    Katie McAllister
    Mikayla Merks

  • Production Designer

    Eilish Campbell

  • Sound Designer & Composer

    David Buckley

  • Lighting Designer

    Rhiannon Petersen

  • Dramaturg

    Alexa Taylor

  • Directing Mentor

    Emily McLean

  • Skating Trainer & Consultant

    Wheels McCoy

  • Stage Manager

    Maddy Mullins

  • Publicist

    Hayden Mumby